Karaoke

If you haven't heard me karaoke, then you're missing out on a delightful treat. Fumblebrewski Sports Bar and Grill has karaoke night every Thursday from 6-10. So...that's where I am every Thursday evening. Lately, Thursdays have really had me thinking "Why do the worst singers flock to karaoke night to humiliate themselves?" Obviously I'm not talking about myself because I do the best Cher "If I Could Turn Back Time" impersonation. If I had a video I'd post it but unfortunately I do not. Some of you may have your doubts on my ability to sound like the Gypsy, Tramps, and Thieves mastermind (she sounds like a man so I'm not sure why you have your doubts) but one thing is for sure and that's that I do a better job than Jack:

That is one of my favorite clips from any television show I've ever seen. Shout out to Remy Cross on that note. Besides all of the talented karaoke singers (which are incredibly rare), there are three other categories to divide the attention-getters and showgoers: Terrible-Yet-Think-You-Are-Celine, Terrible-And-You-Know-It, and children.

I'm just going to provide videos for these because words can not explain the emotion behind the sounds of these people. 

Terrible Yet Think You Are Celine:

I videoed this and it is %100 real and %100 serious. His name is "Journey".

Terrible and You Know It:

I'm pretty this song is difficult to sing for anyone.

Children:

Precious in every way. This was post-Christmas which makes it even more precious.


I just completed my first homework assignment of the semester....yay. Also, I just bought the coolest nail polish. It's Sephora by OPI Matte, and it makes your fingernails looks so cool. Here's a pic:

I highly suggest it in navy, actually don't do navy. Be original...or something. BYE.