BPCC

I know, I'm on my A-game. Two posts back-to-back. Hot dog! To start off this post I would just like to share with you a little portion of my day. Today was extremely busy at Cascio's. While walking with a pep in my step, I slipped in front of the entire restaurant, fortunately, my co-worker, Kathleen, attempted to catch me. What a good friend. I stayed red for about an hour after that one. Then, I had a table of four men. Four semi-perverted-attempting-flirtation-straight-from-the-boondocks men. I walked up to get there drink orders and one dude had already gotten his. One of them who hadn't gotten a drink yet said "Yeeeaap. He got his own drink 'cause he didn't want to have to tip. BLEHBLEHBLEH (country man laughing)." Little did I know, he was being serious. So I came back and they asked me "Are those pajama jeans?"....I said "No. They are not "pajama jeans"." They continued with saying stuff like "Where did you get those pajama jeans?" or "Those are definitely pajama jeans." Finally I told them to leave me alone and that my pants were this brand new invention called jeggings (I just rolled my eyes while typing that), and that I would never purchase pajama jeans unlike they're possible (highly unlikely) spouses (to harsh?). One of them had chips and I asked him what kind he would like...he replied with "Pajama chips." Tool. They only left me two dollars. Cheapo Depot.

Now that I've vented, I'll begin my post about the magical land of Bossier Parish Community College.

We'll start with all of the classy t-shirts that my fellow classmates wear. One guy in my math class wears a different "Class of '09" t-shirt every class. I've been paying lots of attention to this so I know for a fact he's yet to wear one more than once. He also has a bear paw shaved into his head.

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Another girl wore a shirt the other day (bright pink) that read "My night in shining armor turned out to be a fat boy in tin foil." Yuck yuck yuck! Wonder who comes up with these clever/witty t-shirt ideas?!

My favorite t-shirt of them all. A fellow Northwood High School student who graduated in '09. It read: "Top Ten Reasons I'm Glad I'm Leaving Northwood:" (It probably should have read Top 100 Reasons..) I began to read them and they started off very typical "No more meatloaf day; No more being tardy from not having a parking spot; etc." But then I got to number three "No more MySpace restrictions.".....hm.

I think "pregnant lady" in my math class had her baby. If not, maybe she lost a significant amount of weight in one week.

I had to pass out the teacher evaluations and when the last guy (who took literally 20 minutes and took this seriously) gave me his back I obviously read it. It was saying all of these hateful things about our teacher and how old he is and how he spits too much. It was rude. But he was really into it so he must have really not liked our teach. Makes me a little worried.

Finally, my Spanish class. I have this class with about 8 Haughton High School Buccaneers. Yeah. So here are some quotes that I've written down over the past few months that I thought were worth sharing:

1) "I made a 30 on the last test, so you should be fine." This test was solely on the alphabet.

2) "I'm grounded again for not making my bed before my church retreat...so let's go to Chili's!"

3) "I think he only talks to me because I'm on the softball team." I think you may need to re-evaluate that statement.

4) My favorite: "I saw some crazy hoes in Brentwood (school for kids who are bad)...but this bitch was CRAZY." Coming from the girl who told the class that she tried to beat her boyfriend with a crow bar since he was sleeping with her best friend. What a good friend.

Tis' all folks. Have a great Tuesday!