I'm so glad to be back in your life. I've started working at Chateau en Mae since the last time we spoke. I was working last Tuesday when a woman came in to browse through our store and I was telling her about some of the new gift lines we'll be carrying. Here's how our conversation went:
Sydney: We've got a new men's soap line we'll be carrying in the fall that smells amazing. When we went to market we all were putting on the lotion because it smelled so great! It's literally like having a nice smelling man around you 24/7.
Woman: Oh I'm sure! I bet it's like having a man around all the time!
Sydney: Yeah! Because I mean who needs a boyfriend when you've got lotion?
I immediately regretted telling a mother of three that. I found out later that her family is very religious and I'm sure she appreciated my accidentally sexual remark. It's the little things in life.
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| "But will Monica be there?" |
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| My biggest problem with this is she used the word "fill" for "feel". |
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| If he was going for Aziz's age, he was two years off. |
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| "MOM THIS UNICORN IS TAKING ME TO DELAWARE!" |
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| Keep it as a pet...is that even a question? |
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| No, the pen does though. |
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| Me sreepy long time... |
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| Sting em', Jackets. |
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| "Southside merengue and then you rub across yo head" |
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| All I ever find are shitty birthday presents. |
Thanks y'all, hope to see you next week. Love you more than life. FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER.
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