| "It's not my fault I have a heavy flow and a wide-set vagina." |
| During the holidays you always have to look for the positives. |
| I'm genuinely jealous that I don't work somewhere that has themed days of work. |
| Halloween in New Orleans. |
| I call this one "Self-Portrait." |
| "Yes, it's natural, asshole!" |
| Free piglets if you bring your ticket stub back in a few months. |
| Slightly terrifying. |
| Hell yeah, stick it to 'em. |
| Best Buy dumps truly leave you with wisdom. |
I have more than 70 Snaps in my possession as of now, do not fear, I'll protect your identity when needed most. Love ya. Stay tuned for Part II.