Snapchat (Part XXX)

It's been quite some time since my last blogpost. March of 2015, oops. Callie, this one is for you.

*Beautifully

Because what else would Mall St. Vincent smell like?

"Beauty school drop-out..."

It's LeBron Odom.

You know it's going to be lit when the eyepatches come out.

As long as they get the groceries, it's okay.

Wiener, wiener, chicken dienner.

Go Clemson!

Also while I've been away, filters have been added.

Bettleguice, Beetleguice, Beetleguice!

Common mistake.

Freshly laundered sheetrock

I would take him to lunch.

Dat ass is hungry for a Tiger WIN!

My boo wildin' out on his bachelor trip.

"Pffftttt"

Best Halloween Costumes of 2016. Possibly ever.

Limp Bizkit was originally going to be named "Blood Fart." Look it up. 

The foot imprint is so precise it's satisfying.

Go Clemson!!

I love this one.

Hiding your emotions behind Snapchat is now a lifestyle.

Nip slip

It just takes 12 steps

"Just one, I swear!"

Some people are meant to have jobs that others are not.

Allergies.

This is MY SPOTLIGHT, BUG!

       

A hipster's USB.

Snap Chat (Part XXIX)

"AND SENT TO THE FIREY PITS OF HELL!!"

I'm sure a Honda Fit owner is a murderer. 

Current Bananas in Pajamas cast.

"Or get in the van."

Not even gonna look at y'all.

Functioning well.

It's a bit deceiving.

Aka French Toast Cereal

100% guarantee.

Panera Bread = Dealer HQ

Recruiting them early.

This should be a red
 flag for border patrol.

Or did they mean "mammaries"

We had a clown rent a
house from my family.

PETA?

Someone's having a quarter-life-crisis.

Desperate times call for
 desperate measures.

#trendsetter

The new USB

Snap Chat (Part XXVIII)

On this beautifully gray Saturday, I figured I would produce some happiness by give a double amount of Snaps. Happy 2015. 

A.

B.

His order said "Paisley."

Little person, I couldn't agree
with you more.

I knew I should've cut out that coupon.

Preach.

I admire their thought process.

Get it, Ron!

This.  

Don't try the Pumpkin Spice Daiquiri.
Not at the bookstore, but still.

Is this the side chick's car?
I felt kind of cool saying that.

I LOL at this frequently. CMP.

It needs to be at least 3x
bigger than this! 

Babies are so challenged. 

#BossierParish

This should make your day better.

America.

Yes.

I hope it wasn't a Monday.

My name is never on keychains,
if that makes you feel better.

But they do sell underwear.
Which is frightening.